by Paul Laurence Dunbar (1872 - 1906)
Trouble in de kitchen
Language: English
Dey was oncet a awful quoil 'twixt de skillet an' de pot; De pot was des a-bilin' an' de skillet sho' was hot. Dey slurred each othah's colah an' dey called each othah names, W'ile de coal-oil can des gu-gled, po'in oil erpon de flames. De pot, hit called de skillet des a flat, disfigured t'ing, An' de skillet 'plied dat all de pot could do was set an' sing, An' he 'lowed dat dey was 'lusions dat he wouldn't stoop to mek 'Case he reckernize his juty, an' he had too much at steak. Well, at dis de pot biled ovah, case his tempah gittin' highah, An' de skillet got to sputterin', den de fat was in de fiah. Mistah fiah lay daih smokin' an' a-t'inkin' to hisse'f, W'ile de peppah-box us nudgin' of de gingah on de she'f. Den dey all des lef' hit to 'im, 'bout de trouble an' de talk; An' howevah he decided, w'y dey bofe 'u'd walk de chalk; But de fiah uz so 'sgusted how dey quoil an' dey shout Dat he cooled 'em off, I reckon, w'en he puffed an' des went out.
Text Authorship:
- by Paul Laurence Dunbar (1872 - 1906), "Trouble in de kitchen", appears in Lyrics of Sunshine and Shadow, first published 1901 [author's text not yet checked against a primary source]
Musical settings (art songs, Lieder, mélodies, (etc.), choral pieces, and other vocal works set to this text), listed by composer (not necessarily exhaustive):
- by Gary Bachlund (b. 1947), "Trouble in de kitchen", 2009 [ medium voice and piano ] [sung text checked 1 time]
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This text was added to the website: 2009-11-23
Line count: 16
Word count: 191