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The Sex Lives of Vegetables

by Danika Lorèn

?. Cabbages
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
Long-living and slow
 [ ... ]

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  • by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©

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?. Cauliflower
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
The garden's pale brain
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  • by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©

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?. Lettuce
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
Raised for one thing
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  • by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©

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?. Onions
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Language: English 
The onion loves the onion
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  • by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©

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?. Carrots
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Language: English 
Carrots are fucking
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  • by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©

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