Three Limericks

Song Cycle by Elis Pehkonen (b. 1942)

?. There was an Old Man with a gong  [sung text not yet checked]

Language: English 
There was an Old Man with a gong,
Who bumped at it all day long;
But they called out, 'O law!
You're a horrid old bore!'
So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.

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?. There was an Old Man with a flute  [sung text not yet checked]

Language: English 
There was an Old Man with a flute,
A sarpint ran into his boot;
But he played day and night,
Till the sarpint took flight,
And avoided that man with a flute.

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Total word count: 67