Have a seat. Sit anywhere you like. If
the first one's taken, take the next in line.
If that one's taken, the next is fine.
Oh Come. Consider the alternative.
Do you want to stand until you're stiff?
Consider your feet. Consider your spine.
Take your pick of mahogany or pine.
The selection here is superlative.
We fully guarantee satisfaction.
Fifteen settings, & easy to master.
Just turn it on and say goodbye to pain.
We call this one Lavender Disaster.
Each of our chairs is wired for action.
We've never heard a customer complain.