by Christina Georgina Rossetti (1830 - 1894)

If a pig wore a wig
Language: English 
If a pig wore a wig,
  What could we say?
Treat him as a gentleman,
  And say "Good day."

If his tail chanced to fail,
  What could we do? --
Send him to the tailoress
  To get one new. 

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This text was added to the website: 2006-01-19
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