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by Anonymous / Unidentified Author

Make this a day you never will forget
Language: English 
Make this a day you never will forget.
And celebrate a great event!
A brand new toothpaste has been created.
Its glorious name is Plurodent!
Film on your teeth
ferments and forms an acid.
That vicious film that clings to teeth.
Use Plurodent, the dentists all advise it.
And watch its wondrous natural effects!
See how your teeth become so white and shiny.
See how your mouth enjoys a new delight!
Make this a day, you never forget it!
Make this a day of Plurodent!

About the headline (FAQ)

Note: an alternative version uses the name "Pepsodent" :

Make this a day you never will forget,
Here is your chance, ask for this test.
A new-type toothpaste has been created,
The name of it is "Pepsodent"!

It means to you new beauty, new emotions,
It brings to you new safety, new delight.
Do not reflect, ask for a ten-day portion,
Make this a day of Pepsodent!

Film on your teeth ferments and forms acid,
That vicious film that clings to teeth.
Use Pepsodent, the dentists all advise it,
And watch its wondrous natural effect.

See how your teeth become so white, so shiny,
See how your mouth enjoys a new delight!
Make this a day - you never will forget it -
Ask for this test: the test of Pepsodent!


Text Authorship:

  • by Anonymous / Unidentified Author [author's text not yet checked against a primary source]

Musical settings (art songs, Lieder, mélodies, (etc.), choral pieces, and other vocal works set to this text), listed by composer (not necessarily exhaustive):

  • by Nicolas Slonimsky (1894 - 1995), "Make this a day of Plurodent", alternate title: "Make this a day", copyright © 1988 [ voice and piano ], from Five Advertising Songs, no. 3, J. W. Pepper [sung text checked 1 time]

Researcher for this text: Emily Ezust [Administrator]

This text was added to the website: 2021-02-01
Line count: 13
Word count: 85

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