The Sex Lives of Vegetables, Volume I

Song Cycle by Leslie Uyeda

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1. Carrots [sung text not yet checked]

Carrots are fucking the earth
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2. Onions [sung text not yet checked]

The onion loves the onion
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3. Artichokes [sung text not yet checked]

Artichokes never take off their clothes
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4. Peas [sung text not yet checked]

Peas never liked any of it
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5. Radishes [sung text not yet checked]

Radishes flip their skirts in the wind
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