The Sex Lives of Vegetables, Volume I

Song Cycle by Leslie Uyeda

1. Carrots  [sung text not yet checked]

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Carrots are fucking
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2. Onions  [sung text not yet checked]

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The onion loves the onion
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3. Artichokes

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Artichokes never take off their clothes
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4. Peas

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Peas never liked any of it
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5. Radishes

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Radishes flip their skirts in the wind
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Total word count: 127