Carrots are fucking [ ... ]
The Sex Lives of Vegetables, Volume I
Song Cycle by Leslie Uyeda
1. Carrots  [sung text not yet checked]
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- by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©
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The onion loves the onion [ ... ]
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- by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©
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- by Lorna Crozier (b. 1948), copyright ©
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Peas never liked any of it . . . . . . . . . .— The rest of this text is not
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Radishes flip their skirts in the wind . . . . . . . . . .— The rest of this text is not
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