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Even More Almost Haiku by an Almost Old Man [cycle number 3]

Song Cycle by Richard Farber (b. 1945)

1. My tobacco company
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
I have found a tobacco company that I like.  
They have been in business over two hundred years
Since the seventeen eighties
Enough time 
To get it right.

Text Authorship:

  • by Richard Farber (b. 1945), "My tobacco company", copyright ©, (re)printed on this website with kind permission

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2. My wife asks me to stop smoking
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
My wife asks me to stop smoking.
She says that it is bad for my health.
I only smoke three or four or five pipes a weeks
I tell her that statistically it won’t kill me
Sta - tis - tickle-ly

Text Authorship:

  • by Richard Farber (b. 1945), "My wife asks me to stop smoking", copyright ©, (re)printed on this website with kind permission

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3. My pipe
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
My pipe takes longer than half an hour to smoke
I don’t have the energy to teach much any more
I need to sleep a lot longer.
I write almost poems and compose only the music that I want to hear.
Is retirement is a joy?

Text Authorship:

  • by Richard Farber (b. 1945), "My pipe", copyright ©, (re)printed on this website with kind permission

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4. Write about the personal
 (Sung text)

Language: English 
“Write about the personal 
	That will interest the Universe
Write about the universal 
	That won’t interest a soul”
“Please feel free to criticize” I tell my wife
“You have all the time in the world”
	Maybe a decade
	Maybe a year
	Maybe a month
	Maybe until tomorrow morning.

Text Authorship:

  • by Richard Farber (b. 1945), "Write about the personal", copyright ©, (re)printed on this website with kind permission

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Researcher for this text: Emily Ezust [Administrator]

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