by Anonymous / Unidentified Author

Make this a day of Plurodent
 (Sung text for setting by N. Slonimsky)
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Language: English 
Make this a day you never will forget.
And celebrate a great event!
A brand new toothpaste has been created.
Its glorious name is Plurodent!
Film on your teeth
ferments and forms an acid.
That vicious film that clings to teeth.
Use Plurodent, the dentists all advise it.
And watch its wondrous natural effects!
See how your teeth become so white and shiny.
See how your mouth enjoys a new delight!
Make this a day, you never forget it!
Make this a day of Plurodent!

Note: an alternative version uses the name "Pepsodent" : 

Make this a day you never will forget,
Here is your chance, ask for this test.
A new-type toothpaste has been created,
The name of it is "Pepsodent"!

It means to you new beauty, new emotions,
It brings to you new safety, new delight.
Do not reflect, ask for a ten-day portion,
Make this a day of Pepsodent!

Film on your teeth ferments and forms acid,
That vicious film that clings to teeth.
Use Pepsodent, the dentists all advise it,
And watch its wondrous natural effect.

See how your teeth become so white, so shiny,
See how your mouth enjoys a new delight!
Make this a day - you never will forget it -
Ask for this test: the test of Pepsodent!

Composition:

    Set to music by Nicolas Slonimsky (1894 - 1995), "Make this a day of Plurodent", alternate title: "Make this a day", copyright © 1988 [ voice and piano ], from Five Advertising Songs, no. 3, J. W. Pepper

Text Authorship:

  • by Anonymous / Unidentified Author

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This text was added to the website: 2021-02-01
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