by Anonymous / Unidentified Author
Pillsbury Bran Muffins
Language: English
-- and then her doctor told her; For some time she had not been herself... She was run-down, languid, Tired each day before her work began. One day she called on her doctor; He advised to eat bran muffins, made according to Pillsbury's recipe. Pillsbury's marvelous natural laxative. He knew the underlying cause of her trouble; It was a result of faulty elimination. He also knew she would enjoy the bran muffins. The bran muffins -- there is health and delight in every bite! And thus her doctor told her. --
Authorship:
- by Anonymous / Unidentified Author [author's text not yet checked against a primary source]
Musical settings (art songs, Lieder, mélodies, (etc.), choral pieces, and other vocal works set to this text), listed by composer (not necessarily exhaustive):
- by Nicolas Slonimsky (1894 - 1995), "Pillsbury Bran Muffins", copyright © 1988 [ voice and piano ], from Five Advertising Songs, no. 2, J. W. Pepper [sung text checked 1 time]
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This text was added to the website: 2021-02-01
Line count: 13
Word count: 89