Eight Anecdotes by Chamfort

Translations © by Laura Prichard

Song Cycle by Jean Françaix (1912 - 1997)

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1. L'Évêque d'Autun
 (Sung text)
Language: French (Français) 
Monseigneur d'Autun était gros, gros 
monstrueusement gros; il avait l'air créé et mis 
au monde pour faire voir jusqu'où peut aller 
la peau humaine.

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by Nicolas-Sébastien Roch (1740 - 1794), as Nicolas Chamfort
1. The Bishop of Autun
Language: English 
His Grace of Autun was big, big 
monstrously fat; he seemed to have been created and brought 
into the world to show how far can be stretched
human skin.

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2. Les coups de pieds
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Language: French (Français) 
Le régent voulant aller au bal sans y être 
reconnu: "J'en sais un moyen" dit l'abbé 
Dubois; et, dans le bal, il lui donna des coups 
de pied au... Le régent, qui les trouvait trop 
forts, passant rêveusement la main sur son 
derrière, "L'abbé, dit-il, tu me déguises trop".

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2. Kicks
Language: English 
The regent wanted to go  to the ball without being
recognized: “I know of a way” said Abbot 
Dubois; and, at the ball, gave him kicks 
on his... The regent, who found them too 
hard, dreamily passed his hand over his 
backside, “Father, you dress me up too much".

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3. Le critique
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Language: French (Français) 
Monsieur de Xantipe entendant chanter 
le rossignol et animé de la toute puissance 
des sots, écrivait: "Ah! la vilaine bête!" On 
le disait critique.

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3. The critic
Language: English 
Monsieur de Xanthippe, upon hearing the singing 
of the nightingale and animated by the omnipotence 
of fools, wrote: “Ah! the villanous beast!” One 
could call him a critic.

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4. Le cauchemar
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Language: French (Français) 
La salle était tapissée de niches d'une 
grandeur plus ou moins considérable. Dans un 
petit compartiment se courbait un géant. Là, 
sous une haute arcade se pavanait un nain. 
Rarement la niche était faite pour la statue. 
Des hommes grands et petits tournaient dans 
la salle, guettant une niche vide pour s'y placer, 
quelle quelle soit: tel est l'édifice métaphysique 
de la société.

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4. The nightmare
Language: English 
The room was decorated with niches from the 
grandest to the tiniest sizes. In a 
little partition bent down a giant. There, 
under an expansive arcade strutted a gnome. 
Rarely was the niche appropriate [in size] for the statue. 
Large and small men roamed 
the hall, on the lookout for a vacant niche in which to place themselves, 
whatever the size: such is the metaphysical edifice 
of society.

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5. Les cinq doigts
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Language: French (Français) 
Madame, fille du Roi, jouant avec 
sa bonne, regarda sa main, en compta les 
doigts, et, surprise, "Comment", dit l'enfant, 
"Vous avez cinq doigts, comme moi?"

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5. The five fingers
Language: English 
My lady, daughter of the king, playing with 
her nanny, looked at hand, counted her
digits, and, surprised, “How is it,” said the child, 
“You have five fingers, like me?"

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6. Le magistrat suisse
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Language: French (Français) 
L'esprit des lois de Montesquieu et 
La pucelle de Voltaire furent interdits en 
Suisse. Un magistrat de Berne fit rechercher 
ces deux ouvrages, puis écrivit au Sénat: 
Nous n'avons trouvé dans le canton ni Esprit
ni Pucelle.

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6. The Swiss magistrate
Language: English 
The Spirit of the Laws by Montesquieu and
The Virgin by Voltaire were banned in 
Switzerland. A magistrate from Bern searched for 
these two works, then wrote to the Senate: 
We have in this canton, found neither Spirit
nor a Virgin.

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Translator's notes:
Montesquieu (1689-1755) was a political philosopher and writer
Voltaire (1694-1788) was a poet, historian and philosopher. La pucelle (1755) is a licentious mock-heroic poem about Joan of Arc.


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7. De quelques Français
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Language: French (Français) 
Drôles et gambadant come des singes, 
certains Français, avec la faconde des 
perroquets, feraient volontiers des Ministres; 
Mais en fait d'inutilité, il ne faut que 
le nécessaire, et l'Académie y pourvoit déjà... 
Mais chut: l'Etranger nous écoute. Et j'aime 
toujours ma Patrie.

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7. On some Frenchmen
Language: English 
Amusing and gamboling like monkeys, 
certain Frenchmen, with the fluency of 
parrots, would voluntarily become ministers; 
But in terms of idleness, only the basics are
necessary, and the Académie already covers that... 
But shush: foreigners are listening. And I love
my country, always.

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Translator's note: The Académie is the venerated and often ridiculed institute whose job is to supervise the French language.


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8. Le chanoine Récupéro
 (Sung text)
Language: French (Français) 
Le chanoine Récupéro confessait une 
jeune et jolie fille qui s'accusait d'avoir estimé 
un jeune homme. 
"Estimé," dit le Père 
"Estimé, combien de fois?"

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8. The Canon Recupero
Language: English 
The Canon Recupero was acting as confessor to a
young and pretty girl who accused herself of holding in high esteem 
a young man. 
"Esteemed,” said the Father,
"Esteemed, how many times?”

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Translator's note: Giuseppe Recupero (1720-1778) was a Sicilian mineralogist, who was paid by the French government to conduct research on the Mt. Etna volcano.


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